thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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