32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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