Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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