he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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