i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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