I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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