it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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