the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Come see our sink grown plant.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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