Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
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