For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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