You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
we should paint friendship bongs
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