THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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