why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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