miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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