it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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