I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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