He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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