Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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