Do vagina's smell?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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