oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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