I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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