How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
