there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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