i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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