My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
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He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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