im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Randomize
