A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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