My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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