the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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