how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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