Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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