Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
The air was thick with penises
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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