The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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