I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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