my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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