Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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