She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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