only you would photoshop your dick
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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