Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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