I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
tonight lets celebrate not being married
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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