Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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