Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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