Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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