Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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