office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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