The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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