So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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