Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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