I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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