No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I pour the whiskey from now on
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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