i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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