I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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