i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
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