Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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