hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Randomize
