I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I wanna passion pit in your ass
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Randomize
