You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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