you guys were way drunker than both of me
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
