So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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